Prima Donna
I'm Krysta, and the fact that I was named after a cartoon fairy might explain a lot about me.

thisisthinprivilege:

Thin privilege is not having your dislike of a thin person for various legitimate reasons being attributed to jealousy of their supposed beauty or size.




fuckyeahtattoos: Done by Josh at Hellfire in Tassie, Australia! My third tattoo and by far my most painful! I love bows and wanted a more fun cute kind of tattoo this time around :)

fuckyeahtattoos:

Done by Josh at Hellfire in Tassie, Australia! My third tattoo and by far my most painful! I love bows and wanted a more fun cute kind of tattoo this time around :)


designersof: It would be lovely if you had a little look at the rest of my art, thank-you, http://robertmanningart.tumblr.com

designersof:

It would be lovely if you had a little look at the rest of my art, thank-you, http://robertmanningart.tumblr.com


occasionallyundulyformal: mypantsflewoff: uncleorpheus: “She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.” so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD. So, funny story. One of my professors at Baldwin is friends with Dame Judi (since her Lady Mac days) and when he was setting up the American Shakespeare Center, she agreed to be on the Advisory Board. So she comes to visit every so often, and the last time she visited was when my mentor, Rick, was just starting to work there. Rick has this thing, where he just randomly goes up to you and says, “Me and ___. In a fight. Who would win?” So my professor, before Dame Judi came to visit, went to Rick, and begged Rick not to ask D.J. this question. And, of course, Rick didn’t follow instructions. So Dame Judi Dench arrives at the Blackfriars Playhouse, in little Staunton, VA. Rick goes up to her. Looks at her. And says, “You and me. In a fight. Who would win?” (Of course, her answer was, “Me.”) This, my followers, is one of the many reasons I love this woman, that playhouse, those actors, and that Prof.

occasionallyundulyformal:

mypantsflewoff:

uncleorpheus:

“She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.”

so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something

i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD.

So, funny story.

One of my professors at Baldwin is friends with Dame Judi (since her Lady Mac days) and when he was setting up the American Shakespeare Center, she agreed to be on the Advisory Board. So she comes to visit every so often, and the last time she visited was when my mentor, Rick, was just starting to work there.

Rick has this thing, where he just randomly goes up to you and says, “Me and ___. In a fight. Who would win?”

So my professor, before Dame Judi came to visit, went to Rick, and begged Rick not to ask D.J. this question.

And, of course, Rick didn’t follow instructions.

So Dame Judi Dench arrives at the Blackfriars Playhouse, in little Staunton, VA. Rick goes up to her. Looks at her. And says, “You and me. In a fight. Who would win?”

(Of course, her answer was, “Me.”)

This, my followers, is one of the many reasons I love this woman, that playhouse, those actors, and that Prof.



curveappeal: size 38 eu 173cm 70kg 16 years old and I love my curves :) Pretty sure I know the boy in the background lol since he was like 8

curveappeal:

size 38 eu 173cm 70kg 16 years old and I love my curves :)

Pretty sure I know the boy in the background lol since he was like 8



fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Don’t stand”Bottom Text: “Don’t stand so close to me”] No, seriously. First of all, I can hear you perfectly from a decent distance (at least half an arm length would be good). I am also human, which means I have a personal space that you should respect. Take a hint: if I’m repeteadly taking a step back, it doesn’t mean you should step closer again. Finally, did you eat a whole garlic clove at lunch? Why are the customers who can’t respect your personal bubble always the ones with the worst breath?

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Don’t stand”

Bottom Text: “Don’t stand so close to me”]

No, seriously. First of all, I can hear you perfectly from a decent distance (at least half an arm length would be good). I am also human, which means I have a personal space that you should respect. Take a hint: if I’m repeteadly taking a step back, it doesn’t mean you should step closer again.

Finally, did you eat a whole garlic clove at lunch? Why are the customers who can’t respect your personal bubble always the ones with the worst breath?


fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “THAT ONE QUESTION”Bottom Text: “THAT FILLS YOU WITH IRRATIONAL RAGE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR IT”] It could be “Do you work here?” or “Can’t you just punch in another coupon?” or any number of things - but whatever it is, something about it pisses you off immensely, and on a bad shift you will hear it 4903469043 times an hour.  “Well can’t you hold my locker key for me?” “Why wont you just give me my deposit you HAVE to recognize me” “I’m sorry ma’am there were 2000 people here today and I honestly don’t, and it IS still our company policy” “THAT’S BULLSHIT” “Well can’t you just get more from the back or something?”

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “THAT ONE QUESTION”

Bottom Text: “THAT FILLS YOU WITH IRRATIONAL RAGE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR IT”]

It could be “Do you work here?” or “Can’t you just punch in another coupon?” or any number of things - but whatever it is, something about it pisses you off immensely, and on a bad shift you will hear it 4903469043 times an hour. 

“Well can’t you hold my locker key for me?”

“Why wont you just give me my deposit you HAVE to recognize me” “I’m sorry ma’am there were 2000 people here today and I honestly don’t, and it IS still our company policy” “THAT’S BULLSHIT”

“Well can’t you just get more from the back or something?”


fuckyeahretailrobin: I have been working my new retail gig for about a month now and there is this customer who will literally start making these guttural/throaty noises while you try to explain the terms of a purchase to him (yes like the ones people must agree to on a website) today he tried to return a nonrefundable (which I did tell him and is clearly printed on his receipt) clearance item I sold him about two weeks ago. I wanted to start making those same noises when my manager told him he could take his business elsewhere if he was not going to respect our policies or listen to our staff.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I have been working my new retail gig for about a month now and there is this customer who will literally start making these guttural/throaty noises while you try to explain the terms of a purchase to him (yes like the ones people must agree to on a website) today he tried to return a nonrefundable (which I did tell him and is clearly printed on his receipt) clearance item I sold him about two weeks ago. I wanted to start making those same noises when my manager told him he could take his business elsewhere if he was not going to respect our policies or listen to our staff.


fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “INSERT TOP TEXT HERE.” Bottom Text: “INSERT BOTTOM TEXT HERE.”] I really don’t care if you smuggle your own water bottle into this theater, as long as it keeps you from complaining about our prices.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “INSERT TOP TEXT HERE.”

Bottom Text: “INSERT BOTTOM TEXT HERE.”]

I really don’t care if you smuggle your own water bottle into this theater, as long as it keeps you from complaining about our prices.


fuckyeahtattoos: The Gallery- Bournemouth- UK- tattooed by Koral Originally designed by myself, and then re-designed by the tattoo artist to suit the shape of my leg better. I chose to do this to remind myself that I am a creative person and to never lose my passion in art.  LOVE

fuckyeahtattoos:

The Gallery- Bournemouth- UK- tattooed by Koral

Originally designed by myself, and then re-designed by the tattoo artist to suit the shape of my leg better. I chose to do this to remind myself that I am a creative person and to never lose my passion in art. 

LOVE


fuckyeahretailrobin: NOTHING annoys me more than when I put my hand out to take a customers money and they STILL put the money on the counter. MY HAND IS RIGHT THERE WHY ARE YOU MAKING THINGS HARDER FOR ME?!

fuckyeahretailrobin:

NOTHING annoys me more than when I put my hand out to take a customers money and they STILL put the money on the counter. MY HAND IS RIGHT THERE WHY ARE YOU MAKING THINGS HARDER FOR ME?!